- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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