- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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