- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

David Cameron

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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