- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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