- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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