What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock knock OCD

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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