- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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