Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Obama lin Baden.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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