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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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