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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call an amazing person Good

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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