Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Burp

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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69.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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