A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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