Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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