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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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