- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

So a bar walks into a man...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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