did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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