A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I am quite mature.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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