- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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