- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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