A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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