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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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