Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Women deserve equal rights.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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