EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anyone can post anything.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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