What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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