- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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