A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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