Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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