- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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