- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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