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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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