Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Communism hehe xd

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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