My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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