- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock Knock Come in

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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