- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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