Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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My mom

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why? Because.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

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