- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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