- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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