- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

you will like this because i am black.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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