Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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