- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Camerons hair is Curly..

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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