- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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