Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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