whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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