- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where's my baby??

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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