Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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