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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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