- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Cripples are lame.

Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??