- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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