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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.