What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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