WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Donald Trump

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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