Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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