why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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