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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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