- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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