- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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