An antijoke

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Kenny G

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

One Big Ass Mistake America

A black succeeds

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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