Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What what In the butt

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

fart

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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