Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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No joke.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Turtles

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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The Bible

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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