What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Rick Perry.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A Jew returns change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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