Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Freedom of Speech

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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