- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

A Jew returns change.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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