- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Women's rights

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

DANA

What comes after "Q" R

SAY

A man walks into a bar.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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