- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man walks into a bar.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Three blondes walk into a community college.

SAY

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What comes after "Q" R

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

penis

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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