- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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