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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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