- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's 9 +10 19

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Freedom of Speech

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What time is it? 10:58

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