What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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