- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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