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Black Poeple

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Aodhan Hearty

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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