There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's big? Jupiter.

No.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Aodhan Hearty

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

This is not Will Smith.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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