what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

American healthcare.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

hi my name is? joe

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

why did the man die? he got shot

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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