- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

I won the game.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Women's rights

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Ruller

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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