That's what he said.

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What what In the butt

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Slavery

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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i have 2 penises

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

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