There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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