What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

The WNBA.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

This joke isnt funny.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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