- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

SPAMS!!!

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

^that joke's not funny

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Kate

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

come along children

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