Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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The chicken crossed the road.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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