- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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