Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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