A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Brett Farve

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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