Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Myspace

Black Poeple

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Black people are innocent.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

I won the game.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

josh simpson has cancer

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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