knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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AROUND

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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