What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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An antijoke

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Kenny G

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Anti Joke

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