- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Canada

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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