- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's big? Jupiter.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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