why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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no

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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barack osama

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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