What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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no

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Black Poeple

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Myspace

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I won the game.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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