Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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womans rights

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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