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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Freedom of Speech

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What time is it? 10:58

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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