- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

why did the man die? he got shot

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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