Black people are innocent.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

fart

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

im jewish

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

knock knock you may come in

i have 2 penises

What's 9 +10 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...