- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

come along children

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

knock knock you may come in

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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