- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Black people are innocent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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