Black Poeple

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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fart

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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a banana

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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