GRAAAAAAAR.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

8====D {(0)}

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

johann grayson being liked

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...