- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jason? Black.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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