what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Small breasts.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

womans rights

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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