yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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