- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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