- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

To mamas so fat shes fat

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What is Jason? Black.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Sonic

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Womens rights.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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