- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Womens rights.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The chicken crossed the road.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's 6+2? 16

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A Jew returns change.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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