What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Canada

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dildo

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Hello world

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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