- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Lockerbie bombing

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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