What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Aodhan Hearty

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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8====D {(0)}

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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