When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

I met a man today. His name was John.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

poop.........

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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