What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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I won the game.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why Because

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Women rights..

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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