Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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balls in ya mouf

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France never surrender.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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