Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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i like potatoes

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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poop.........

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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