- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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