What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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