Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

black people. that is all...

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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