- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Santa Clogged my toliet

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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