A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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minorities

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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DANA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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