A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a banana

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's 9 +10 19

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

No.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

johann grayson being liked

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops