what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Lockerbie bombing

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's 9 +10 19

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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