- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I won the game.

Military intelligence.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Women's rights

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

This is not Will Smith.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Freedom of Speech

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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