- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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