Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Black people are innocent.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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fart

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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im jewish

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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