- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

The mets are 3-0 this season

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

That's unfortunate.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

...Jack Vale

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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