- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

come along children

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

knock knock you may come in

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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