- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why were corners made? For crying.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

The chicken crossed the road.

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