- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Jasper sucks.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock knock! Yes?

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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