What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Black Poeple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Myspace

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