- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A fish walks into a bar

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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