- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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