Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

The WNBA.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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