How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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jokes r dumb

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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