Hey, come here often? No.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Rob Bell

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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