What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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