A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Women rights..

amy copied adams haircut :0

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Brett Farve

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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