So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Jews for Jesus

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Canada

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

dildo

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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