Steering Wheel Face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Potato salad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

This is not Will Smith.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Hello

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What will happen when a black person die they die

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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