What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Child Prostitution.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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9/11

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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jgkbk,mn

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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