- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

American healthcare.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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