What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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dildo

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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