Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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