Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

a horse walks into a barn

Women's rights

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Jews for Jesus

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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