whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

You.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

The mets are 3-0 this season

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

DERP

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Nicholas Cage

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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