- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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