A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Canada

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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poop.........

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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