Rob Bell

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

no

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Black people are innocent.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

a banana

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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