- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

That's what he said.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

i have 2 penises

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Slavery

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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