- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

kennah campion... being nice

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

penis

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Well, this is fun.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

No.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

A ginger rapping.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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