- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Steering Wheel Face.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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