Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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jokes r dumb

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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