Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

GRAAAAAAAR.

Brett Farve

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock knock Nobody's home.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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