whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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