- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

hi my name is? joe

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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