What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I won the game.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

josh simpson has cancer

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

This is not Will Smith.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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