Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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