why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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AROUND

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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I won the game.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Women's rights

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Ruller

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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