- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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