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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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