- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Potassium? K.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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