- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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