- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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