- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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