What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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