- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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