- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

this website is a bad joke

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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