What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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