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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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