What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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