What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Your adopted.....

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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