- Anti Joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l