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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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