How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

whats worse than failing your maths test?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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