- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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