What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Ehh

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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