- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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