- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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