Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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