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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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