- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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