How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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