- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

a black man pays his child support

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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