An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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