what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why? Because.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Democracy.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Anti Joke

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