Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A gay man watches football.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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this website is a bad joke

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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