- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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