do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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