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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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