a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why do fat people commit suicide

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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