- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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