My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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