Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I'm Polish.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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