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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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