- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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