- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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