Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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