- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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