Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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womens rights.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Knock knock Come in

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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