- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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