- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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