- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Maths.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

sadf

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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