what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

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