- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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