What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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