what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why dont they make black forks

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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