why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

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