- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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