- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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