- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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