- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!