- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

your mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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