- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

antonio has a penis head.lol

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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