How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

kieran is a homosexual

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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