- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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