- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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