Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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