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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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