- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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