1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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