What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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