- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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