- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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