- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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