Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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it was all Tagart

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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