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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.