- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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