roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

whats black and strange a paki

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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