- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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