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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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