- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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