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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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