- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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