What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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