- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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