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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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