What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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The holocaust

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Anti Joke

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