- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What rhymes with milk...milf

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

you will like this because i am black.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her