- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

the WNBA.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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