- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

hey guys im gay

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*