Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Hello

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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