- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

dallen loves penis

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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