- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

civil rights

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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