- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Actually it was me Josh brown

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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