- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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