- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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