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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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