- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

womens rights

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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