So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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