- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Cripples are lame.

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