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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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