- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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