I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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