- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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