Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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your no better than a cockroach

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Anti Joke

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