Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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