- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody cares maddie!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

No

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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