what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Yellow People !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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