Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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