- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

HEY!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

deez nuts

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

guess what what ...

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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