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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

i wonder who made this website? a human

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A fat guy!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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