knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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