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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

My cat just died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Pain Olympics.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Im taking a shit right now.

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