So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Everybody will die

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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