A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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