- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Jimmy Saville

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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