Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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