what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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