Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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