How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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school homewrok

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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pudding

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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