- Anti Joke

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope