Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops