How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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