Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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womens rights

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miha kako si?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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