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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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