- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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