whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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