- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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