Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I'm Polish.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A lot eh?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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