Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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