I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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