- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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