- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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