Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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