What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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