- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

your no better than a cockroach

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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