Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Turkey Balls

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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