- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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