- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I'm Polish.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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