"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Guess what? I like trains.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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