- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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