- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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