Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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