- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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