- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Your mom.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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