- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Sarah Palin.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Take part of what?

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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