- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

NEVER

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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