- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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