Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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