- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

In soviet Russia...things are different

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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