- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

drugs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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