Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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White men's rights

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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