i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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