Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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