- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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