How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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