What has two legs? Half a cat

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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