whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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I? Everett

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Yes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Tony Romo

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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