- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a man checks his mypsace

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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