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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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