A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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