You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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