- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

the WNBA.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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