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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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