- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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