- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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