- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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