- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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