3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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