- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

NEVER

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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