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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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