Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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