Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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