- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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