- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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