Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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