- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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