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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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