- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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