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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's 9+10? 19

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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