- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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