Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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