- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Yes

Apple hates Blackberry.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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