- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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