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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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