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Tucker Rivera

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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