- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Im taking a shit right now.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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