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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

you will like this because i am black.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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