Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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