Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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the WNBA.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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