Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

An anti-joke

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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