- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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