Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Stop. Seriously stop.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

My mom

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Indians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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