- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

the WNBA.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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