Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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