- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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