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dat shoe shine tho

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

Read a Book.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Democracy.

like if your cool

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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