Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Anti Joke

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