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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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