- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

roses are red poo is poo

Get up Look in the mirror

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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