Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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