- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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