- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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