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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

NEVER

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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