- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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