- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

womens rights.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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