- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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