Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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