- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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