- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

a dyslexic man walked his god.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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