Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Anti Joke

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