they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Charlie Sheen

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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