a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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