- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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