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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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