Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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