Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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