- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A lot eh?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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