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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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