Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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You idiot.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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