- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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