- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why? Because.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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