- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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