- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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