A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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