- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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