- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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