What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Knock Knock.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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