What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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