- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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