There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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