- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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