- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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