Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My spelling is horrible

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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