- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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