Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Maths.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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sadf

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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