A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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it was all Tagart

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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