10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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