- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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