Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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