- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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