What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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