- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Maths.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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