What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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