- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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