- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?