- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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