- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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