- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Nobody cares maddie!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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