- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Donald Trump

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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