An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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