- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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