- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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