What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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