- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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