- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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