Tucker Rivera

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Anti Joke

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