Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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