- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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