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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How old are you? 7

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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