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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

So a bar walks into a man...

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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