Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Once, I went to Peru.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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