How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Tony Romo

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Cripples are lame.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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