roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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