What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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