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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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