What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Anti Joke

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