What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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