- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

My mom

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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