- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

homosexual rights to marriage

this website is a bad joke

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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