- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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