- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Im taking a shit right now.

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