- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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