- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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