- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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