- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Communism hehe xd

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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