What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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