Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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