Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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