- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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