- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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