- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A dancer walks into a barre

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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