- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call an amazing person Good

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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