Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I am a mime

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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