Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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