Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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quantum physics?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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