Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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