- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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