- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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