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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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