- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A fat guy!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

i'm hard

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Ben Corbishley

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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