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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Where's my baby??

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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