Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Donald Trump

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Yes

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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