- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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