- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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