- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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