Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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