chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Take part of what?

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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