Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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