What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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