- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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