You are joking right?

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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12/23/2012

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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My children are mistakes

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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