Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Women's professional sports

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

America

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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