- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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