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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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