A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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womens rights.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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