A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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