Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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