Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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