Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

woman's rights

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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