Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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I don't get it

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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