My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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well use a tissue!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti Joke

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