Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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VITAMIN C!

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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