golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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