Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Anti Joke

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