Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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