what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

penis. nuff said.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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