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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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