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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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