Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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