Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How you know when dislextic

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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I'm rick james bitch

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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