- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

God is real.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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