A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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