Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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The New York Giants

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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