Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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