- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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