- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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