- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Take part of what?

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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