- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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