- Anti Joke

what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.