What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Anti Joke

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