- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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