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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

I love alchohol!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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