why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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