- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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