Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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