Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Cheese

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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