- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

America

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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