- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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