why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I am a mime

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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