- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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