- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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