- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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