- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My cat just died.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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