- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.