- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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