- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

George W. Bush

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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