Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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