- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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