- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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