What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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