Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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