Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Communism hehe xd

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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