A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

Whats the defination of cruelty

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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