What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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