What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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