- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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