- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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