A man did not like this site

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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