- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Democracy.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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