what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

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