What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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