If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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