Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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