- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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