im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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