Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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womens rights.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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