- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why do fat people commit suicide

deez nuts

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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