- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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