- Anti Joke

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.