- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is the difference?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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