- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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