How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Anti Joke

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