- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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