- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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