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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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