Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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