- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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