What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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AIDS

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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