- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man did not like this site

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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