- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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