- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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