What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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