- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A dancer walks into a barre

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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