whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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