What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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