- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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