- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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