- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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