- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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