What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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guess what what ...

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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