among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Maths.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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