What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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