- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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