why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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No antijoke here.

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