How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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