- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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