- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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