Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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