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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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