- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what's funny about war? nothing!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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