what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Take part of what?

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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