ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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