- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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