- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I am a mime

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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