Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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