- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

I'm Polish.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

The holocaust

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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