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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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