- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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