- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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