Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

noah is a scrub jungle

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

karn chevalier

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

i hate non minorities!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...