- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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