- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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