What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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9/11 my birthday

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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