- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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