what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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roses are red poo is poo

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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