- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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