What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Chlamydia

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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