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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.