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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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