- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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