- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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