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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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