What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is green and slow Grass.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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