Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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