What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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i have two hands.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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