A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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