- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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