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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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