- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Yellow People !!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

this website is a bad joke

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."