What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

One, two, three, four and five

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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