- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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