a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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