why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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