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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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