- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Cripples are lame.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

womens rights

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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