- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*