- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Flowers are colors Love me

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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