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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.