- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

woman's rights

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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