- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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