You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's funnier than 24? 25

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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