What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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