Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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