- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

womans having rights.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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