- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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