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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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