how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

kieran is a homosexual

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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