Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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