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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You know what's funny? Rape

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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