- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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