How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

womens rights.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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