- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I am a mime

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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