How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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