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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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