What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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