what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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