- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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