- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why did the blue berry cross the road

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Come in

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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