- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

womens rights

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

In soviet Russia...things are different

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

miha kako si?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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