- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Jesus Christ

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

My cat just died.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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