- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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