- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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