- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

womens rights

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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