A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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123 f*ck off

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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