What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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