- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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