You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Andoni was here

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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