- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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