What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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