- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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