- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man did not like this site

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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