How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

HELLO EVERYONE

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A russian gives away vodka.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Maths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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