- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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