What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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