- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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