- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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