News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

The holocaust

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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