- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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