- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Dislike if you are a prostitute

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Everybody will die

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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