Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

u know whats a crime? rape

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

my penis

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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