A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

this website is a bad joke

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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