- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Get up Look in the mirror

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

your life

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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