- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock knock, COME IN!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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