- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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