Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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