Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Anti Joke

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