What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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