- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Massie is a fatass

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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