- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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