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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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