- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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