roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Jack Stevens

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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