- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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