Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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