- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

I love pissing people off :P

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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