What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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