What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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HEY!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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