A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

womens rights

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man did not like this site

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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