- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What page are you on The gay page.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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