- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

God is real.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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