Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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My cat just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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