- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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