What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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