whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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