- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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