Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

miha kako si?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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