- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young baby died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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