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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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