- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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