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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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