- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

how do you call someone? use a phone

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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