What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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