- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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