A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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