My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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