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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A miserable man committed suicide.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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