- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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