- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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