- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

So a baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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