What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

womens rights

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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