- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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