- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How old are you? 7

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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