What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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