- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes