- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

The chickens have become self-aware!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Cripples are lame.

Tony Romo

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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