- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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