What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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