- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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