- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

my egg roll

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

pull my finger (farts)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??