- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's 9+10? 19

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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