- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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