Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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