your mom.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Ehh

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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