- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I don't get it

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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