a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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