- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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