A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock knock knock OCD

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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