-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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