- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Yellow People !!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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