- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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