- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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