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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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