Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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12 in general

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

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