- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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