- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

bangers and mash?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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