Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

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