- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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