In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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