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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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This is an anti-joke.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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