Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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