What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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