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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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