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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word