what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Women's professional sports

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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