What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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