What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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