WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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