- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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