- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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