Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Black people stink of shite!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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