Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

drugs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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