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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock knock Come in

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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