Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A lot eh?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops