- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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