why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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