- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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