Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

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