What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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