My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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