what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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