- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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