A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats green and slimy? green slim

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Diarrhea

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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