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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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