If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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