womens rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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