- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock Come in

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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