- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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