- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Sarah Palin.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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