- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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