- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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