- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What's just not right? Left

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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