- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Potassium? K.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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