- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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