Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

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