- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Do you play piano? No

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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