- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What's big and messy? A big mess

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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