- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Please ignore this statement.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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