- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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