Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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No soup for you!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A dancer walks into a barre

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star wars kid

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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