A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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