When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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