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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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