Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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can you touch your toes? no

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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