Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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