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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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