Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

class is canceled. My professor died.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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