How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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I'm Polish.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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