Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Maths.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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