What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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