What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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