How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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