- Anti Joke

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.