- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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