What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A gay man watches football.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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