Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Black people stink of shite!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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