Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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