- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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