- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A terrorist robs a walrus.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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