- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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