- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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