- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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