- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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