What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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