What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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