Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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