chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Penis.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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