- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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