Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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