- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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