- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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