- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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