- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock come in

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what's funny about war? nothing!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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