In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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