- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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