- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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