- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the dog die? He was old

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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