Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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