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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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