Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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