- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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