- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"