Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How old are you? 7

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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