- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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