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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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