What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

asians have slitted eyes lol

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Anti Joke

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