- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Communism hehe xd

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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