- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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