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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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