What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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