How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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autistic kids rock

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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