- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

whats black and strange a paki

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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