- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

My cat just died.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how much fish could a chicken

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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