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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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