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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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