Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

anti jokes are really funny

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How many light bulbs? 1

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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