- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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