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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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