A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Gus's mom

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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