- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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