Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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