Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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