- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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