roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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