Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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