Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A gay man watches football.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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