A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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