Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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civil rights

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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