- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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