- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Maths.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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