- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??