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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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