- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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