Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A guy walks into a bar

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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