knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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