Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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