What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

I love pissing people off :P

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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