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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

The holocaust

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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