Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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I am a mime

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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