One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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womens rights.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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