What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Anti Joke

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