- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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