A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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