Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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womens rights

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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