A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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NEVER

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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