- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

if you don't like this you're gay

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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