- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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