What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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