- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

2 black kids walk into school

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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