- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man did not like this site

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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