What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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