- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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