Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Take part of what?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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