What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Knock knock... Home invasion

My mom

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Indians

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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