A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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