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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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