- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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