- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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