- Anti Joke

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

here's a joke... the american education society

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

quantum physics?

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.