- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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