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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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