What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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the WNBA.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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