"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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