- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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