- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Your adopted.....

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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