A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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