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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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