A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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