- Anti Joke

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan