- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's blue? The sky.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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