How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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