roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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