- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Death by kayak

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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