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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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