- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

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