Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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