- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

ever tried african food? they neither

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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