friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Turkey Balls

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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