- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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