How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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