- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

I'm homeless.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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