- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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