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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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