How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Communism hehe xd

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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