Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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