- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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