What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

womens rights

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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