A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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NEVER

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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you gay?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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