- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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