What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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