- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Potassium? K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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