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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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