- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Communism hehe xd

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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