- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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