- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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