Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

this website is a bad joke

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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