- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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