- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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