- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black man walks out of a police station

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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