Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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