- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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