- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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