A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Jesus Christ

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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