- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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