- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken walked into the bar...

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yes

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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