- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Hello

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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