- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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