A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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