What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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