Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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