two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

i saw amango it splootered

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Emily Walker.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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