- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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