- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

God is real.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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