- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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