"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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