- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Turkey Balls

Knock knock... Home invasion

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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