- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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