why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

kieran is a homosexual

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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