- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

homosexuals are gay

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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