Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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