what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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