What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A lot eh?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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