What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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