Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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