- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who's there ?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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