Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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