No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red poo is poo

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Anti Joke

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