why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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