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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Diarrhea

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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