- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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