- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

sadf

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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