Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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John Cena for president

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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