roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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