- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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