Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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womans having rights.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

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