- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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