- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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