You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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