Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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