Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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