Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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