- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

i hate non minorities!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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