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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

your mom was so fat that she died.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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