Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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