- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Death by kayak

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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