- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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