Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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