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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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