- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??