Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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