Denard Robinson

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's just not right? Left

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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