- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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