a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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