- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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