- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

God is real.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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