- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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