Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A young baby died.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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