Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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