- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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how much fish could a chicken

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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