- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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