- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Granny porn!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Dwarf Shortage

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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