- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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