- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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