- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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