Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why? Because.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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womens rights

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

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