- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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