- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do fat people commit suicide

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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