A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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