What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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