- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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