Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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I'm Batman.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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