- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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