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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

bite me

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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