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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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