never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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