- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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