- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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