There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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