Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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