what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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No soup for you!

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A dancer walks into a barre

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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