- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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