- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Guess what? I like trains.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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