- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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