- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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