why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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