- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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