Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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