What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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