What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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star wars kid

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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