Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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