A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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