- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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