- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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