jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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