- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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