- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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