How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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