- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

The New York Giants

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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