Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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