What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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