- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

My jeans

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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