- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

the WNBA.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

bangers and mash?

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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