Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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