- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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