- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Turkey Balls

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

dat shoe shine tho

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

will you like this joke my sources say no

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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