Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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