Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Indians

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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