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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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