What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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