- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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