why dont they make black forks

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

civil rights

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

anti-joke.ru - russian style

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -10

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops