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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

So a bar walks into a man...

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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