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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

My children are mistakes

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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