- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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