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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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