- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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