- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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