womens rights.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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