- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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