A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Gus's mom

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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