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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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