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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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