- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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