- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why do fat people commit suicide

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

deez nuts

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what what ...

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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