- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A young baby died.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

noah is a scrub jungle

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

i hate non minorities!

karn chevalier

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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