What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Jimmy Saville

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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