- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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