- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

knock knock come in

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Women.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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