- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

this website is a bad joke

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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