- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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