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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A women left the kitchen.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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