- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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