- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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