- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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