There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A penis walks into a bar..

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Anti Joke

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