A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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The Labour Party.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Maths.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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