- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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