- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

knock knock? come in

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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