Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock Knock.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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you will like this because i am black.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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