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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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