- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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