Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A man did not like this site

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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