What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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