- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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