How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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roy g biv

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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