Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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