- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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