Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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I'm Polish.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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