Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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