- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Flowers are colors Love me

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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