- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yes

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

bite me

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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