Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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