Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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