- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Where's my baby??

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

This is my favorite antijoke.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??