- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock knock Come in

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man did not like this site

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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