Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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deez nuts

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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