- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Tucker Rivera

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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