Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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