- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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