I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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