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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

i hate non minorities!

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