What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Gus's mom

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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