What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

In soviet Russia...things are different

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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