What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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i'm hard

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9/11 my birthday

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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