- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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