what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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