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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Dwarf Shortage

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Granny porn!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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