- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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