- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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