You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Read a Book.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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