why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Jesus Christ

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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