- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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