Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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HEY!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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I love you

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Take wrong turns

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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