Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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