- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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