- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

womens rights

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

9/11 my birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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