- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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