Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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knock knock go away

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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