What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why dont they make black forks

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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