- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How you know when dislextic

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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