- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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