why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Im taking a shit right now.

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