Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Burp

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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