- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??