Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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