What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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