- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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