A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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I don't get it

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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