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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

My jeans

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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