How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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