- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yes

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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