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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why? Because.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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