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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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