Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Weaner

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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