- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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