Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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