- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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