What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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My mom

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why? Because.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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