Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do I hate? people

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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