You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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NEVER

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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