How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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