- Anti Joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Black people in Camden NJ.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.