Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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