Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Take part of what?

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Actually it was me Josh brown

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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