If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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