Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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