- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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