Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A car walks into a bar.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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