- Anti Joke

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A lot eh?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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