What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What long black and tasty? Licorice

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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