- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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