- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Get on the boat.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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