Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A storm be brewin!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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