- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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