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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why do fat people commit suicide

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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