- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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