if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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