- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??