John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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