- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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