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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

my penis

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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