- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

NEVER

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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