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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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