- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

God is real.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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