- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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