Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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