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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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