What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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