Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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