"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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it was all Tagart

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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