Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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your mom.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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