Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock Come in

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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