- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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