- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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