As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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