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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Jack Stevens

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.