- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

knock knock Goodbye

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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