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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Rylan Clark

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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