- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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