- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A miserable man committed suicide.

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