- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Pain Olympics.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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