- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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i hate non minorities!

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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