If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Take part of what?

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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