- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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