Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Men's rights

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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