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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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