- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What has two legs? Half a cat

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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