What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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