What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What is 9+10? 19

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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