- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

I'm Polish.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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