- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what's funny about war? nothing!