- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

woman's rights

Tony Romo

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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