- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Maths.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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