ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

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