- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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