- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??