Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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