- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Puns are terrible. I love them.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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