- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

knock knock come in!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

My jeans

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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