It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Neither have I

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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