- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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