Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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