- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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