- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Tony Romo

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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