- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Racial Equality

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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