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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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