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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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