Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I am a mime

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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