- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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