- Anti Joke

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon