There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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