- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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