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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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