- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My spelling is horrible

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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