- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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