- Anti Joke

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.