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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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