Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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