What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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