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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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