Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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