- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

God is real.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the blue berry cross the road

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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