- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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