- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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