- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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