why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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