1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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