How you know when dislextic

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Tucker Rivera

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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