- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

ever tried african food? they neither

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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