Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Dumb

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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