Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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jews

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Where's my baby??

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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