- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why do fat people commit suicide

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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