- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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