A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Tall asians

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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