- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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