Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Donald Trump

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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