- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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