Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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