Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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