Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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