Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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