Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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