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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What? Huh?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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