- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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