Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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