- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares