An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Take wrong turns

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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