- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

My spelling is horrible

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Communism hehe xd

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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