knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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how much fish could a chicken

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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