- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

God is real.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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