What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...