An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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