- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

an american walks out of a strip club.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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