What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A man goes to the potty.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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