A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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