- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Donald Trump

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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