- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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