What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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eat a hot dog

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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