Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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