- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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