- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

here's a joke... the american education society

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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