- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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