Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Tucker Rivera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...