what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Indians

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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