A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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