What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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