It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Your mom.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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