- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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