caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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