Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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