What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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your face

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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