- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Communism hehe xd

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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