knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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