- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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