Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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XD Jackass.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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