My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do I hate? people

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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