- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

VITAMIN C!

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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