Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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I'm Polish.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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