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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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