What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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