A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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The holocaust

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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