- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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