Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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