- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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