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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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