The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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