- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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