- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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