- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why do fat people commit suicide

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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