- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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