There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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