- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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