Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Anti Joke

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