The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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