- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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