- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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