why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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