- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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