Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Thumbs this up

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This is not a joke.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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I like to eat.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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