Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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