Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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your all shit at jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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George W. Bush

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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The Aristocrats

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So one time this woman was learning...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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