- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Women's rights.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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