You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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no

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Black Poeple

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Myspace

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Black people are innocent.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I won the game.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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josh simpson has cancer

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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