- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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