Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

poop.........

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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