there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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