- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

George W. Bush

who just made fun of katie matt

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

This joke isnt funny.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What break when you talk?

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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