I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

A baby seal walks in to a club

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

theres a fat guy

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

BIG PENIS

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Potato salad

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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