- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A joke

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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