What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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dildo

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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