- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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