Black Poeple

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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the cow goes moo

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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