how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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hi bye

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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poop.........

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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