What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A homeless person dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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