Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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1+1= 69

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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I like to eat.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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