Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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No joke.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Womens Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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