Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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GooglePlus.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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SPAMS!!!

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Kate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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