- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

black people. that is all...

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Womens rights.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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