What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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GooglePlus.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Myspace

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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