So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Jews for Jesus

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Canada

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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dildo

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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