- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What will happen when a black person die they die

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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