- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What is Jason? Black.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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