- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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