What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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George W. Bush

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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