What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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theres a fat guy

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I like to eat.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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