"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Womens rights.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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