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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

I love you very much.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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