why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

SPAMS!!!

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

AROUND

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Lockerbie bombing

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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