Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

knock knock you may come in

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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