- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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