roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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DERP

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A black succeeds

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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arse

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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potato

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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