knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A joke

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What time is it? 10:58

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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No.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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