- Anti Joke

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

+12

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

+10

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

+10

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

+10

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Freedom of Speech

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Women's rights.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader