- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

This is not Will Smith.

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