- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

kennah campion... being nice

penis

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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