Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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DANA

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kennah campion... being nice

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Women's rights.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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