Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A black succeeds

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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