Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Women's rights.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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