Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Dani Barton = Stupid

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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