What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

come along children

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Women rights..

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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