- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

This joke isnt funny.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The chicken crossed the road.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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