How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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That's unfortunate.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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