Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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This is not a joke.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I hate you.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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