Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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