This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Womens rights.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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poop.........

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I like jokes.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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