A black man killed someone

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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I like to eat.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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