9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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jokes r dumb

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Jews for Jesus

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A joke

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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