9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Ruller

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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