If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Winking at old people

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Hey, come here often? No.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

theres a fat guy

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