- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Dani Barton = Stupid

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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