i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Goat balls.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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