- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

guess what?

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

A baby seal walks in to a club

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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