whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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theres a fat guy

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Women rights.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Jess Burns

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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69

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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