- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Small breasts.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

The WNBA.

Turtles

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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