- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

You are the third derivative of the position function.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

I like to eat.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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