your fat

thumb_up thumb_down +3

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Womens Sports

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So one time this woman was learning...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

thumb_up thumb_down -5

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down -17

poop.........

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops