q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The Aristocrats

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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i like potatoes

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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black people. that is all...

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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