Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Womens rights.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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SPAMS!!!

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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