- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Chuck Norris died.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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