What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Child Prostitution.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Military intelligence.

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I won the game.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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