- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Jews for Jesus

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why were corners made? For crying.

penis

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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