What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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