What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Anti jokes are funny

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Women rights.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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BIG PENIS

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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