- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman stays home

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The Aristocrats

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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