1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The WNBA.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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