- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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