how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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poop.........

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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