A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A Jew returns change.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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