What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Hitler

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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