Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

The WNBA.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Turtles

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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