- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why Because

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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