your all shit at jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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George W. Bush

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The Aristocrats

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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A Jew returns change.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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