- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

women's rights

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

how do you stop a train? you cant..

hi bye

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

A Jew returns change.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

poop.........

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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