What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Goat balls.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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the cow goes moo

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Small breasts.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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An antijoke

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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