- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Women's rights

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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