A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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gays

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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potato

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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poop.........

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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