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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Lockerbie bombing

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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