- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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