- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

I won the game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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