What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What what In the butt

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knock knock you may come in

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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