- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A fish walks into a bar

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

jokes r dumb

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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