Womens Sports

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Religion

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I like jokes.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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poop.........

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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