I like jokes.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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