- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

That's what he said.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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