Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Obama

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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