There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A black man killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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