what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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