josh simpson has cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What what In the butt

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Goat balls.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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An antijoke

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Small breasts.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

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