Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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A Jew returns change.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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