- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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