A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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