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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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