Why don't you have a seat, over there?

josh simpson has cancer

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

amy copied adams haircut :0

Women's rights

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

I won the game.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Lockerbie bombing

GRAAAAAAAR.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Brett Farve

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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