- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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