- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Goat balls.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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