why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

i am predestal

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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