What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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