- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Small breasts.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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