- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What will happen when a black person die they die

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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