why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Black Poeple

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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BIG PENIS

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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AROUND

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Goat balls.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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