Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Women's rights.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

penis

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

I met a man today. His name was John.

dildo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Religion

I have no joke. u mad?

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