Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Shit.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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