- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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