Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Jews for Jesus

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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