What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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AROUND

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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BIG PENIS

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Obama

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