YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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The Aristocrats

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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potato

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Womens Sports

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Religion

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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