- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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