What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Scott

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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i am predestal

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a horse walks into a barn

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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