If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

guess what?

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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