What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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