- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

BIG PENIS

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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