- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A baby seal walks into a club

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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