Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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your all shit at jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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George W. Bush

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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