- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What is a dog? Bark

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

A Jew returns change.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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