if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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theres a fat guy

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I like to eat.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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BIG PENIS

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Potato salad

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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