What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

The mets are 3-0 this season

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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