why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What break when you talk?

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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