What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The WNBA.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

womans rights

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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