Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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