What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Anti Joke

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