- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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