- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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