i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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