- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Dani Barton = Stupid

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

I Love Hitler.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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