does this look unsure to you?

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I won the game.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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