- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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