Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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...Jack Vale

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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