A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Small breasts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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womans rights

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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