It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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