- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

This joke isnt funny.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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