- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

That's unfortunate.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

james schmitt whats your last name

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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