- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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