A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Women's rights

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I won the game.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Lockerbie bombing

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Brett Farve

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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