What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

This joke isnt funny.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Jasper sucks.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

So one time this woman was learning...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Hello world

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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