A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

SPAMS!!!

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

come along children

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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