- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Jasper sucks.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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