how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Potato salad

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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I won the game.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Anti Joke

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