Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

To mamas so fat shes fat

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What is Jason? Black.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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