How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Dallas Cowboys

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

who just made fun of katie matt

I Love Hitler.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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