a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Goat balls.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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jgkbk,mn

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Anti Joke

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