- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Jasper sucks.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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