Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What what In the butt

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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