a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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this is not a joke.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Men's rights

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Anti Joke

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