Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Jess Burns

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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this is not a joke.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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