What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A joke

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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