what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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