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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

johann grayson being liked

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

jokes r dumb

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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