What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

johann grayson being liked

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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