Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

johann grayson being liked

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

jokes r dumb

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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