What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Five guys one rape.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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