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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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