- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

I won the game.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Military intelligence.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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