- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

gays

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why were corners made? For crying.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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