why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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