theres a fat guy

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Women rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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AROUND

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Potato salad

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What what In the butt

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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