- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's big? Jupiter.

No.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Aodhan Hearty

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

This is not Will Smith.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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