Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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