What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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