how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I hate you.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Myspace

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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