Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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The Aristocrats

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Womens Sports

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What is Jason? Black.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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women's rights

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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