why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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