To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The government makes a good decision

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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