What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A black man killed someone

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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josh simpson has cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Fruitcake

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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the cow goes moo

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womens rights

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Lockerbie bombing

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What what In the butt

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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