Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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jokes r dumb

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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penis

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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