Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

i am predestal

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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