What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A black succeeds

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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