A baby seal walks in to a club

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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womens rights

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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