Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

did you ever see a butter fly?

An Irishman stays home

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jasper sucks.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

So one time this woman was learning...

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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