What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Men's rights

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The Aristocrats

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So one time this woman was learning...

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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make me a sandwich!

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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