- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

So one time this woman was learning...

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Womens rights.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??