- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Jews for Jesus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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