You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why Because

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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jokes r dumb

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