Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Potato salad

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Jess Burns

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What what In the butt

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

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