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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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