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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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