- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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