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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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