- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock knock knock OCD

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??