- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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