- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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