A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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