Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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