And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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