How old are you? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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