- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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