- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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