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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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