- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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