- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

My Nan, that is all.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

who is gay wit mon james cornish

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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