- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

this website is a bad joke

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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