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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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