So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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