- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A women left the kitchen.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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