- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

NEVER

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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