- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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