Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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