- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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