- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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