Actually it was me Josh brown

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Tucker Rivera

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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