- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

ever tried african food? they neither

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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