- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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