- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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