In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Get up Look in the mirror

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...