- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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