Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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