- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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