- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

I'm hungry.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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