Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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i like it in the mouth

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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