Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What page are you on The gay page.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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