- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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homosexual rights to marriage

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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