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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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