Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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