Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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