- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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