- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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