- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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