2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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