- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Diarrhea

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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