What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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