Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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