what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Anti Joke

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