Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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