- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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