- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call two dog? dogs

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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