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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The holocaust

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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