Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Get on the boat.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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