Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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