What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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