- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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