- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock knock Come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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