- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

bite me

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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