- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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