Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Maths.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Anti Joke

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