Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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