- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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