- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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