what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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