A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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