How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Get on the boat.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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