Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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