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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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