- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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