- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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