- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock... Home invasion

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Indians

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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