- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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