Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Everybody will die

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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