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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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