- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Where's my baby??

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Get on the boat.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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