- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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