What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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