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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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