A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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