- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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