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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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