Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

i dont fisish anythi

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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