Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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