A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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you see theres this guy.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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