Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Bitch

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Jack Stevens

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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