- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

knock knock who's there? your destiny

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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