- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Jimmy Saville

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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