why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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