- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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