Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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