What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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