- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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