- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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