- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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