- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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