- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Jesus Christ

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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