- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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