"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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