Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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