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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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