Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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