- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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