- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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