- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

race-car = rac-ecar

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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