How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

I? Everett

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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