- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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