Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Denard Robinson

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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