- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

No your aunties a joke

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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