- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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