Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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