- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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