Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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