Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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