How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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