- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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