Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

God is real.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man did not like this site

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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