- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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