what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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