What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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