- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

British Dentistry

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

David Cameron

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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