- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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