This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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