- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

knock knock!? . . No.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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