Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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