- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

My jeans

Indians

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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