why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Where's my baby??

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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