- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

Turkey Balls

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

"Knock knock" Come in!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

will you like this joke my sources say no

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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