Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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