- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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