- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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