Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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