- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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