A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

civil rights

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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