Ben Corbishley

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

hi charles lattuca III

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why was the cat black it was a black cat

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops