One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Anti Joke

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