What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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