- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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