- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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