What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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