- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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