*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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