A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man did not like this site

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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