- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How old are you? 7

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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