- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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