Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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your so fat. your fat!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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hello

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

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