- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Pain Olympics.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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