What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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