- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

star wars kid

A dancer walks into a barre

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

My Nan, that is all.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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