- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

I asked her where you were.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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