My cat just died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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