- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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