why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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