Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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men's rights activists

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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