What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Denard Robinson

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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