- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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