- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Gay rights.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Error 37.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

i hate non minorities!

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