- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

it was all Tagart

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A house comes around the corner.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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