- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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