How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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miha kako si?

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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