- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Who does creatine? James Cornish

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A seal walks into a club.

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