- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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