Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Knock Knock.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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