- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Women.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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