Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Gus's mom

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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