Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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