- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

NEVER

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

I love pissing people off :P

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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