Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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