HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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