- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

read this sentence again.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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