it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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