- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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