Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

one stop shop

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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