- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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