A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Error 37.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Andoni was here

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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