Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

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