What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Women's professional sports

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I am a mime

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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