A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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