- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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