Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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