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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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