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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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