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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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