- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Jesus Christ

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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