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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

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