- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick