- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Actually it was me Josh brown

HELLO EVERYONE

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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