- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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