- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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