- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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