- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Get on the boat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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