- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Jesus Christ

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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