why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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