- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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