1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Anti Joke

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