A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Jesus Christ

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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