- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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