- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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