- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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