- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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