What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A pope meets another one

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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