- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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