- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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