- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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