- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

knock knock Goodbye

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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