- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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