- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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