- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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