- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

One, two, three, four and five

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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