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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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