- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Jesus Christ

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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