- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!