What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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