- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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