- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Dwarf Shortage

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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