My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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whats black? a black man

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Hellen keller

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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PICKLES

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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darude- sandstorm

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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