Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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An anti-joke

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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My mom

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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