- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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