- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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