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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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