Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Dwight Howard

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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