- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

class is canceled. My professor died.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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