- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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