- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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