- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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