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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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