Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

star wars kid

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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