J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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