- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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