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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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