- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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