- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Who is big and stupid My brother

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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