- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No