- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

This is my favorite antijoke.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A black man walks out of a police station

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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