- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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