What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A black man walks out of a police station

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

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