What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How many light bulbs? 1

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anti jokes are really funny

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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