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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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