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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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