Cripples are lame.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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