- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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