- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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