i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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