Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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I'm sn otter

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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