How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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