If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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