A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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