How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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