Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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stinky boner

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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