- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Indians

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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