Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Maths.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

12/23/2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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