- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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