A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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i'm hard

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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