Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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