- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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