- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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