- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I love pissing people off :P

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

1+2 = 6

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

I? Everett

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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