Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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