What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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