Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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