- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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