- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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