- Anti Joke

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried