'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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