- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many light bulbs? 1

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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knock knock come in

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I love pissing people off :P

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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