What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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