What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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