- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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