- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

womens rights.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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