- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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