The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Turkey Balls

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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