whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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