If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What are annoying? Ads.

Charlie Sheen

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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