what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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