- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

the WNBA.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

My Nan, that is all.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

bangers and mash?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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