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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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