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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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