How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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