Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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