what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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George W. Bush

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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