- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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