- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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