- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A russian gives away vodka.

Maths.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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