- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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