- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

womens rights.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Come in

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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