what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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