- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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