- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A sober Irish individual.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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