- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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