- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats 1+1? window!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

So a bar walks into a man...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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