Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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