- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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