What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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I am a mime

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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