- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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