Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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