Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock Who's there

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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