- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

civil rights

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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