What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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