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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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