- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

hi charles lattuca III

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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