Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

you will like this because i am black.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Andoni was here

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Anti Joke

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