A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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