Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Communism hehe xd

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

My spelling is horrible

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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