What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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