- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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