- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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