Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Yes

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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