- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."