- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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