- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I have read the terms and conditions

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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