Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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I'm Polish.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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