Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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