- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A sober Irish individual.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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