Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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