- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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