"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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