- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*