- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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