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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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