- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Granny porn!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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