- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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