- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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