why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Anti Joke

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