- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats brown and sticky? Doody

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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