- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

pull my finger (farts)

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

my egg roll

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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