An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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