- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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