- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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