2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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VITAMIN C!

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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