- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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