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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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