- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

9/11 my birthday

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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