- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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