- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I'm Polish.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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