- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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