- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

a person who will soon die of beeties

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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