What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

America

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man goes to the potty.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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