- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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