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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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