what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Get on the boat.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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