What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Rylan Clark

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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