why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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