Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Maths.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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