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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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