Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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