Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What is green and slow Grass.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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