- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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