- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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