What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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