- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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