Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Actually it was me Josh brown

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

America

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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