what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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