Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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