- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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