So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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