- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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