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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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