Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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