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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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