- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant