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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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