Women's Rights

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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