- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I am a mime

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did you poop because you are a poop

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??