knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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12 in general

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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