- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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