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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Sarah Palin.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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