- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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