- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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