The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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