- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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