What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Guess what? I like trains.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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