What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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