A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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