- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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