- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A lot eh?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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