- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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