I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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