- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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