Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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