What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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America

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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