- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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