- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How old are you? 7

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Where's my baby??

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A penis walks into a bar..

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