- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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