What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man did not like this site

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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