Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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