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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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