A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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