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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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