- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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