Women drivers...

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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