- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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