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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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