- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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