A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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