- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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