- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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