- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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