IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

FOX News: Fair and balanced

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Anti Joke

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