- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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