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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

In soviet Russia...things are different

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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