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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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noah is a scrub jungle

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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