- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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