- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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