- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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