How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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