- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

hi michael

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.