- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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