- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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