Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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