- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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