Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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