A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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