How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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