- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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