What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Take part of what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Anti Joke

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