1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Do you play piano? No

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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