- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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