- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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