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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A black man walks out of a police station

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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