- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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