What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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