- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A storm be brewin!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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