Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Nobody cares maddie!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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