- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

woman's rights

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.