- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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