Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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