Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Anti Joke

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