roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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