What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

knock knock come in

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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