whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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