- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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