- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

penis. nuff said.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A lot eh?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

I have read the terms and conditions

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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