I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Tucker Rivera

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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