How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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