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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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