- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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