- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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