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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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