How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's 9+10? 19

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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