You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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