- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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