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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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