- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

womens rights.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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