- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Yes

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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