- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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