- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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