- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

The Ohio State Buckeyes

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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