- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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