- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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