A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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