What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Long joke Your such a downey

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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