What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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