Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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