- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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