A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

This is an anti-joke.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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