- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Maths.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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