Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A women left the kitchen.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What? Huh?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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