Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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