How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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