What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

antonis sister is mighty fine

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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