- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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