Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

The holocaust

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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