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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i like it in the mouth

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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