- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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