- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

there once was a chicken it was yellow

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

alert('The Game')

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Take wrong turns

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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