Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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