- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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