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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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