How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Women's Rights

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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