- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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