- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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