- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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