- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

knock knock come in

Who wants water? I do.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what's funny about war? nothing!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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