Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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