- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

It's likely that very few people will read this.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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