- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A fat guy!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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