- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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