2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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