- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.