- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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