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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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