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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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