- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Women.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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