Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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