- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

i hate non minorities!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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