An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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