- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

woman's rights

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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