- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

My Nan, that is all.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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