- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A baby seal walks into a club.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock knock knock OCD

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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