A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A lot eh?

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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womens rights

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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