what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Yes

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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