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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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