Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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