What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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