- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

this website is a bad joke

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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