- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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