What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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