- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

knock knock Dave's not here.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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