- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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