- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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