- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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