This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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