Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why Because

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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