- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Women's rights.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

The mets are 3-0 this season

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock Knock! Come in.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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