A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Black Poeple

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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