Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's big? Jupiter.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do apples taste like? Apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops