Lockerbie bombing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

Obama

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

i have 2 penises

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

minorities

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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