How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A Jew returns change.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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...Jack Vale

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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