What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Nicholas Cage

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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