Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Canada

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Hello world

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Myspace

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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