- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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