- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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