How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Freedom of Speech

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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