Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Women's rights

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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