Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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no

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a banana

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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