Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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8====D {(0)}

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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johann grayson being liked

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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jokes r dumb

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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arse

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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