Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why Because

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's 9 +10 19

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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