How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

DANA

The WNBA.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

American healthcare.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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