In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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kennah campion... being nice

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Turtles

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A black succeeds

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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