why did the man die? he got shot

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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