So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

The chicken crossed the road.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Religion

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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