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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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