1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Jews for Jesus

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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