Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Black people are innocent.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Aodhan Hearty

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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