Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What time is it? 10:58

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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