- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why Because

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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