Lil' Wayne

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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