- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

does this look unsure to you?

Exactly what?

jokes r dumb

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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