What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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