What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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does this look unsure to you?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

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