Brett Farve

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Why Because

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Scott

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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8====D {(0)}

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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