- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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