Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Myspace

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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The government makes a good decision

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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