Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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DANA

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Jews for Jesus

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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hi my name is? joe

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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