How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

live babies

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Turtles

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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