What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

gays

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

potato

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

poop.........

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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