A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're so straight!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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