Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's 9 +10 19

Why Because

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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