- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

I won the game.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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