Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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DANA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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