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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

I have no joke. u mad?

Johnny just finished his pie.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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