What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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GooglePlus.

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...Jack Vale

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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