- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

hi my name is? joe

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

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