Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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knock knock you may come in

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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