is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

I have no joke. u mad?

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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