- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock Knock! Come in.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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