little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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DANA

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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