- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

a banana

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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