- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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