whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The WNBA.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

American healthcare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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