gays

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i like potatoes

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A Jew returns change.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Hello world

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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