What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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