- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

The chicken crossed the road.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Hello world

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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