what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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