What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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