Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Penis

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theres a fat guy

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Freedom of Speech

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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