- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

I love boobs

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What lives underground? Grandpa

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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