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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

johann grayson being liked

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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