what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

johann grayson being liked

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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