What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Women's rights.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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