- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Penis

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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