- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Freedom of Speech

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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