- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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