- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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