- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Guess what? I like trains.

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