- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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