Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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