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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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