How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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