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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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