- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A gay man watches football.

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