Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A man goes to the potty.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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America

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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