What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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