- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

womens rights

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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