- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

bangers and mash?

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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