A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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