- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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