how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why dont they make black forks

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