- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Indians

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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