- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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