- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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