- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Tony Romo

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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