- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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