Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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