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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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