Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Anti Joke

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