- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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