- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Potassium? K.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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