Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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