- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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