Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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