- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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