- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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