- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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