- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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