What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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womens rights.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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