- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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