There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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