- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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