Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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