Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Charlie Sheen

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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