- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Granny porn!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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