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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Guess what? I like trains.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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