- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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