Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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