So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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