- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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