What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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