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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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