What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm Polish.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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