A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Dwight Howard

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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