- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Tall asians

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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