- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Anti Joke

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