Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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