- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

No it doesnt..

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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