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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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