- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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