What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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