- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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