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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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