Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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