- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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