- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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