- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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