- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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