- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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