Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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