Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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what are you mike bibby?

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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