What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

I'm Coming

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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