- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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