- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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