Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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