- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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