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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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