The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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