- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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