Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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