How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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