- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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