Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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