Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

penis. nuff said.

A lot eh?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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