- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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