- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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