- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

I? Everett

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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