- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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