When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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