- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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