What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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