- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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