Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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