Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

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