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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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