- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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