- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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