Tucker Rivera

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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