- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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