- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

My children are mistakes

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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