Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What is my name? I dont know

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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like if your cool

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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