- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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