- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

In soviet Russia...things are different

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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