- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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