The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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