Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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