- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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