- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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