- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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