- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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