- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My spelling is horrible

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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