what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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My mom

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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