A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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