- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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