what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Tucker Rivera

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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