- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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