Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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