a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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like if your cool

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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