Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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