- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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