- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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