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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Cheese

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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