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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Tony Romo

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

woman's rights

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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