YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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