- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A lot eh?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

your face

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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