- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Women deserve equal rights.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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