What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A sober Irish individual.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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