- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

what looks like a banana? a penis

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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