- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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