- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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