Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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