Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

The New York Giants

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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