Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A pope meets another one

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

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