why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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learn. advance!

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