How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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