- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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