- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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