- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

the economy.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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