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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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