What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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