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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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