- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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