- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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