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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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