When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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it was all Tagart

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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NEVER

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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