Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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