Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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