- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I am a mime

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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