- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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