- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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