there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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