Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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