How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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