What is better than life? Nothing.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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