- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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