- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Cheese

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Where's my baby??

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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