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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A dog was barking at a tree

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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