- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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