- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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