so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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