- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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