- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

FOX News: Fair and balanced

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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