- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

quantum physics?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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