- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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