- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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