- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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