my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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