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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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