- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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