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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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