How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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