A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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