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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

human centipede

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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