- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I'm Polish.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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