I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Bitch

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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