Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

dat shoe shine tho

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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