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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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