XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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