An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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