- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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