- Anti Joke

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.