How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

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