- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally