Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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