- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why does the man appear fat he is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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