- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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