Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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