What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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