- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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