- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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