- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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