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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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