- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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