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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

womens rights

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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