Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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