Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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