- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I'm Polish.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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