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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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