- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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