What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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