Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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