What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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The holocaust

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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