- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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