Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

homosexual rights to marriage

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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