How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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My Nan, that is all.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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