- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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