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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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