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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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