What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

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