- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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