- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Turkey Balls

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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