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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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