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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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