- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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