A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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womens rights.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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