Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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