What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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a man makes a bad joke

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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womens rights.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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