what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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