- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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