- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's there

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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