The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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