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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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