- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Donald Trump

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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