- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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