What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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