- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

No

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Women's professional sports

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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