Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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