Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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