What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why? Because.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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