- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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