Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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