Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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