- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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