- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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