- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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