What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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