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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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