What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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