What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A lot eh?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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