- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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