What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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