Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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