- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

josh sucks polish adams dick

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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