- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

it was all Tagart

My cat just died.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A house comes around the corner.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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