- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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