What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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