Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Come in

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Please ignore this statement.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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