- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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