What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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