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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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