- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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