Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Pickle

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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