How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

i hate non minorities!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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