How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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