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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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