Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Chris is hairy

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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