Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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star wars kid

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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