- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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