- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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