What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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