- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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