- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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