- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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