What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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