- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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