- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

joe galasso from plainview ny

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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