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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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