- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A young baby died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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