- Anti Joke

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!