Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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