- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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