- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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