Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

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