My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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