- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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