- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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