Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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