- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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