What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

God is real.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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