- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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