When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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