knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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