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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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