- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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