Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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