- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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