What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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