- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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