I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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womans rights...

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Anti Joke

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