jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Ross.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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