Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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