- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him