- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

your mom was so fat that she died.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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