- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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