Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A man did not like this site

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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