- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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