- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

will you like this joke my sources say no

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's long and black? A long and black object.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

womens rights

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