- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

george goodburn is secretly mexican

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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