Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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