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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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