Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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