It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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