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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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