- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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