- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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