When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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