- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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