- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

This is an anti-joke.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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