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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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