A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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