Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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