- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

your mom.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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