Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

123 f*ck off

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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