- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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