- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Tony Romo

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Cripples are lame.

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