- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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