- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

quantum physics?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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