- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Massie is a fatass

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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