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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Get up Look in the mirror

Gustavo Andrade

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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