How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

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