Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Burp

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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