What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How you know when dislextic

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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