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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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