Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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