- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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