- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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