- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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