- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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