- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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