Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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