- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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