Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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