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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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