- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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