- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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