- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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