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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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