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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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