- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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