what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Tony Romo

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

12 in general

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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