- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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