- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

XD Jackass.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the dog die? He was old

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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