- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

HEY!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

guess what what ...

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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