Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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