- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

hey hey apple

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man did not like this site

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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