- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A black man walks out of a police station

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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