- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

I'm hungry.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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