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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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