- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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