My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What? Huh?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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