- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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