- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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