The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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