why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

FUCK YOU

dat shoe shine tho

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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