Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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