Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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