what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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