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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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