Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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