- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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