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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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