Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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