What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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