A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

your mom.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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