Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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