- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call an amazing person Good

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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