read this sentence again.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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