Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A gay man watches football.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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