-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

knock knock come in

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

NEVER

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

I love pissing people off :P

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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