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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your girlfriend.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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