- Anti Joke

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.