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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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