Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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