Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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