- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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