When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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