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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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