- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

u know whats a crime? rape

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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