What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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