Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

So these two girls have a cup .

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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