One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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